North Carolina, Mapped

The Partition of North Carolina

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Published Oct 24, 2026126k views on X ↗
THE FREE STATE OF APPALACHIA THE FEDERATION OF FURNITURE THE DOMINION OF THE WHOLE HOG THE MRE MONARCHY THE 85-40 PRINCIPALITY THE SANDBAR REPUBLIC THE DUCHY OF THE BACK NINE THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF CHAPEL HILL C.A.R.Y. C.A.R.Y. (Lake Norman) Boone High Point Charlotte Raleigh Pinehurst Fayetteville Greenville Morehead City (capital disputed)
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The Partition of North Carolina

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North Carolina has fallen. Choose your faction.

Published Oct 24, 2026126k views on X ↗
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The Free State of Appalachia

Capital Boone

Holds the high ground, the headwaters, the ski slopes and all of the moonshine.

Holds Asheville · Boone · Franklin · Murphy · Mount Mitchell · Grandfather Mountain
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The Federation of Furniture

Capital High Point

Manufactures the furniture and defends its Chest of Drawers, then goes racing on Sundays.

Holds Winston-Salem · Greensboro · High Point · Hickory · North Wilkesboro
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The 85-40 Principality

Capital Charlotte and Raleigh (disputed)

Has the money and two capitals that won’t speak. High on concrete, low on farms.

Holds Charlotte · Raleigh · Durham · Concord · Salisbury · Asheboro
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xviii

The Duchy of the Back Nine

Capital Pinehurst

Rich, retired and neutral, as long as nobody walks on the greens.

Holds Pinehurst · Southern Pines · Rockingham · Troy
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m.r.e.

The MRE Monarchy

Capital Fayetteville

Has the heavy artillery but doesn’t possess a monopoly on small arms. Pending bill to name the capital Fayettenam.

Holds Fayetteville · Fort Bragg · Jacksonville · Camp Lejeune · Havelock
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The Dominion of the Whole Hog

Capital Greenville

Holds the farms, the pits and the vinegar, which may be all it takes. Exports plenty of tobacco.

Holds Greenville · Rocky Mount · Wilson · Goldsboro · Kinston · Lumberton
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The Sandbar Republic

Capital Morehead City

Exclusive access to the ocean and bountiful seafood. Rugged seafarers from Harkers Island won’t be messed with.

Holds Wilmington · Morehead City · Elizabeth City · Manteo · Cape Hatteras · Southport
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The People's Republic of Chapel Hill

Capital Chapel Hill

Two towns, one university and a strongly worded opinion about both.

Holds Chapel Hill · Carrboro
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Yard Signs

C.A.R.Y.

Capital Cary

The Containment Area for Relocated Yankees: rude, with plenty of HOA board presidents. Still looking for a decent bagel.

Holds Cary · Apex · Holly Springs · Lake Norman
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About this map

A joke, drawn seriously. North Carolina splits into nine nations along its oldest stereotypes: the mountains, the furniture towns of the Piedmont, the two big cities and the interstates between them, golf country, the military bases, the farms of the east, the coast, Chapel Hill and Cary. The names, the capitals and every rating on the cards are mine. They’re opinion, not data.

I didn’t draw the borders by hand. Each nation spreads out from its towns across the real state, slowed by hills and stopped by water, until it meets a neighbor, so most frontiers settle where real ones do: on the Catawba, the Yadkin–Pee Dee, the Haw, the Deep, the Neuse and the Chowan1, and along the foot of the Blue Ridge, from elevation every five miles2. The hills on the map are drawn from that elevation too.

Sources

  1. Natural Earth, 1:10m rivers and lake centerlines (with the North America supplement)
  2. U.S. Geological Survey, 3D Elevation Program
  3. U.S. Census Bureau, 2023 cartographic boundary files (counties, 1:500,000)